Done-for-you AI · Maryland & DC
Put a clanker on it.
clanker (n.): a robot that does your chores.
You run the business. John comes in, sets up AI helpers that answer calls, chase paperwork and follow up with customers, trains your team, and keeps them running.
- Already running at Maryland businesses like Run Moore and Capital Short Sale Group.
- In person, at your place
- Fixed price, agreed up front
Hi, I'm John. I'm based in Glen Arm, MD, and I come to you anywhere in Maryland and DC: your shop, your office, your back room. I set everything up on your own computers and phones and train your team face to face. More about me →
No homework, no trial and error
You don't have to learn any of this.
Most owners don't have time to learn a new tool, watch the tutorials and fiddle with it until it works. You shouldn't have to. That's John's job: he does the setup, the testing and the fixing, so you save the time and skip the expensive mistakes.
Your part
- A free 20-min chat
- Tell John how your week really goes
- Show up for training
- Enjoy the time back
John's part
- Everything else
- Setup, testing and error checks
- Training you and your team
- Fixes and new automations later
What John does for you
See the full Clanker Method →Three parts, one person. Start to finish, and after.
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1
Set it up
John interviews you and your team, maps where your info lives and who does what, then builds the automations and custom bots, with error checks.
- Interviews with you and your team
- A map of where your info lives and who does what
- Automations and custom bots, built for how you actually work
- Double-checks that catch mistakes before they cost you
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2
Train your team
Hands-on training until you're a confident Grok power user, plus a ready-made helper bot team.
- Hands-on, in person, on your own computers and phones
- Training until the owner is a confident Grok power user
- A ready-made helper bot team: Echo, Pixel, Hush, Loupe and Overheard
- Plus the custom bot built for your shop
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3
Keep it running
Ongoing support: check-ins, fixes, and new automations as the business grows.
- Regular check-ins
- Fixes when a tool changes or something breaks
- New automations as the business grows
- One person to call: John
Clients John works with in person
See what we set up →Local Maryland businesses, any industry. Set up, trained and supported by John.
How pricing works
No packages to decode and no surprise invoices.
- Free 20-min chat to start.
- Most setups land between $3,000 and $6,000, fixed price agreed before we start.
- Monthly support from $750/month: check-ins, fixes, and new automations as you grow.
In person across Maryland & DC
Bel Air, Aberdeen, White Marsh, Towson, Westminster and nearby. Any industry: shops, offices, trades, real estate, restaurants. If it has busywork, it can have a clanker.
Rather have John set this up for you?
He comes to your business anywhere in Maryland or DC, sets it up, trains your team and keeps it running. Free 20-min chat to start.